"Sysadmins do their jobs with sharp knives in a crowded room."
Didn't think so. Most people don't. Not even people who know better. What? You *do* have backups? Awesome! Have you ever tried to restore from them?
I knew Napoleon Dynamite was a polarizing movie, but I didn't realize it would be costing people a million dollars. Netflix has offered $1 million to the first person or group who can write a program that will make movie recommendations 10% better or more accurately than Netflix currently can. It turns out that several people are very, very close, but Napoleon and Pedro are throwing them a curveball.